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  • waxing poetic on LinkedIn

    Sometimes, when I’ve grown tired of my eleven hundred Facebook groups + subreddits, I like to mosey on over to LinkedIn, where the professionals always have something motivational (+ sometimes… More.

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  • just doodlin’

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  • excess.

    The CDC defines excessive drinking, for women, as 8 or more drinks a week. Excessive drinking comes with a plethora of health risks that have been well-documented. Over 52,000 people… More.

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  • Detox (6.11.22 – 6.16.22)

    Sweaty, so sweaty. And oh, how I shake, from the inside out. I’ve had one 24oz beer in twelve hours. My body tells me this is unacceptable. Every inch of… More.

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  • From 5.1.22

    I will no longer hold precious space in my heart for anyone who doesn’t also hold the same place in theirs for me. Playing the victim is leading me nowhere… More.

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  • No, the dates aren’t backwards.

    Alcoholism is just a sneaky deceitful bitch that will break you down completely in what feels like a second, but was actually the last decade of your life. 2012: “I… More.

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  • Just an incoherent rant

    Lemme start by apologizing for my language & talk of sexuality if any family happens to see this but other than that I couldn’t care less. I am so goddamn… More.

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    1–2 minutes
  • Opinion piece on why Satan is responsible for psoriatic arthritis

    My opinion is that PsA definitely was a tool sent to earth from Lucifer himself to punish the poor unfortunate humans with weird immune systems. This opinion (fact) comes amidst… More.

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  • Monday morning slacker

    Yes I did actually have a zoom meeting with my dog this morning. He was not interested in today’s objective, or even paying attention to me. This is going in… More.

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  • The time I broke my back

    This was a couple months ago, near the end of 2021. I threw out my back when I BENT OVER TO PICK SOMETHING UP OFF THE FLOOR. I stood back… More.

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