I too am not a bit tamed—I too am untranslatable

I like going to Ollie’s on my lunch break because they have really cheap coloring books.

A lot of them are super terrible.

For instance, there’s a Donald Trump sticker and activity book. There’s a surprising number of Taylor Swift books. I didn’t even think we needed one of those but I don’t make the rules. They also have these cute and cozy coloring books that are super popular right now except they’re the Ollie’s version so a little weird.

Anyway, this is dangerous for me because I’m an impulsive buyer. I loooove to spend and buy myself things, a lot of which I probably don’t need, if I’m being honest. It feels good because I can spend some money there and get my fix without breaking the bank.

Should I really be trying to get my fix, though?

Or should I be examining this and finding healthier ways to ride out the urge?

Probably the second one. It has to be the second one.