I too am not a bit tamed—I too am untranslatable

I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.


Man. Ya hit your mid-30s and the aging process really revs up its ass kicking, huh?

8 years between these two photos – 27 vs 35

Brb, off to inquire about Botox and just how many units one face can stand, slather myself in sunscreen despite it being 10pm at night, then guzzle a gallon of water before my 12-hour beauty rest.

February 12th, 2017
May 10th, 2025

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